Santa Claus Is A Black Man

Ok - why do I love this song? Why is Wendy Williams running it like Mike Vick ran them dogs? It is obvious. And by doing what I do and being who I be- I actually know the wee girl, Akim and have met the one and only Black Santa, the splendid Mister Teddy Vann. I can't write this stuff - but I do! Play this song = Santa Claus is a Black Man from the Teddy Vann Production Company - YEARLY!!!!!! Troll the web. You too can join the ranks of the elusively perverse John Waters who has realized its hotness and put it on his "A John Waters Christmas" album. Talk about pop-culture status. The world is tiny - and yes, Santa Claus IS a Black man. Can you dig it? >

Bobby's Perogative - Say NAY to YAY(o)...

I really have to just point out that Bobby Brown is a HELLuva man. Hell, he survived 5 kids (wait, newsbreak just came across my desk)... Apologies - at LEAST 5 kids. And Whitney. And all that exploratory exam bizness with the fingers as forceps on air. National. Don't tell me you forgot the removal of feces function he committed to memory 2 years ago when his beloved Whiney was constipated and thus known as, well, Shitney. At least to many that I encountered. Now, he is surviving heart attacks. Listen, Bobby. Stop with the Yay. It ain't good for what ails ya. Go check out the Black Israelites in the desert of Demona and holla at a playa, aiiight?