Buckwheat Goes French...Mon Dieu!!

Comme j'adore c'est mec la! I am impressed by soooo many things chez Kamini. He has courage, drive, determination and obviously, a healthy sense of humor. Hell, with that attitude, Super Sarko better watch out. Kamini could easily take over the country and sell Soft Sheen to the masses of African immigrants who lack a good soul glo. And weave for that matter, but what can you expect from a country that eats hamburgers with a fork? Kamini, kick it like the bonne homme you iz.

An Angry Remix on a Horrible Situation...

Firstly, my heart goes out to the West family. As a mother contemplating - hell - a SLEW of surgeries in the next five years, I can NOT imagine the horrible shock the West clan is going through. Doctor Donda West, rest in peace. This remix is by what I can only imagine is a LIVID fan of the West family and/or a MAJOR enemy of Dr? Jan Adams. The re-mix master's voice is other-wordly and carries a certain vibrant, je ne sais quoi with it. "You know what you did..."

Delhi battles monkey menace...

"The monkey menace is at its worst..." This is a quote, people. Honestly, this monkey bidness is out of control. It has to stop. And that snicker you are holding in - just not well. Give me a banana, now.

I AIN'T THE NANNY

So...what can I say besides the fact that my wee one is a bit more "au lait" than "cafe." This leads me into and out of all sorts of funny, sad, trying and downright BANANAS situations.

Case in point - en route to the gym last week, I crossed a street. Passing in front of a white van driven by a salt and pepper haired white man of say, 50 years of age who was accompanied by a black man of say 35 years of age, a scenario commenced.

I was ogled from head to toe - like I was a steak and they were the last carnivores. Fine - I mean I am used to such elementary forms of appreciation by the male population, being bodascious as I am.

White man sticks his head out of the window. He smiles and says with his face aglow like a pumpkin on Halloween: "I want a baby sitter like you!" Black man smiles and nods - grinning like the cat who ate the proverbial canary.

Me - I winked. Cause, they meant no harm. How were they to know that lil' au lait was my son, not my charge?

Oh...mama ain't never said there'd be days like this!

Smell Yo Dick

Now, what we are really seeing is somthing that is PHENOMENAL!Riskay is SPEAKING to a MASSIVE...an I MEAN that. Sure, you may not need Riskay at your art opening - but for a Cosmo on a Saturday night at the skate rink, she's a ride or die pal...probably die, but hey.

CRANK DAT SOULJA BOY - AFRICAN REMIX!!!

You ain't seen NUTIN till you seen Nigerian Crank!